me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,
brain:
here's a good memory with someone who ended up really hurting you
me:
why did you bring me this
brain:
just because
Well, that sucks.
i wonder how many slices of pizza i’ve eaten over the course of my lifetime
Mean Tweets – Oscars Edition
Personal growth becomes so addictive once you realize that it’s always possible to improve your experience of being.

